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2005-03-09 [~Altopia~]: *nods* nor me!
2005-03-09 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: thanks *downs drink*
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: I'll make a banner and shit tonight yeah?
2005-03-09 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: yer cool
2005-03-09 [X♥xShElleYx♥X]: well i mite b a charv accordin t evry1 but i wont tek the piss lol
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: **Double Whiskey poured out for John**
2005-03-09 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: yer charv! dont take the piss mind
2005-03-09 [jobby]: tonights entertainment is Kareoke, by our good friend [Chunky Monkey] the kareoke man
2005-03-09 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: cool! so how much u paying chitch?
2005-03-09 [~Altopia~]: YAy...I love it!!!!
2005-03-09 [X♥xShElleYx♥X]: can a have a drink ov blue wkd plz!
2005-03-09 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: can i hav the same agen chitch?! wats the pay?
2005-03-09 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: wow
2005-03-09 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: ar man he's gon! i want my drink! i wana get pisesed!
2005-03-09 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: haha tuff..so angel how much do u earn from this job?
2005-03-09 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: im not sure i asked him but he didnt reply! coz he's gon off! i need a drink!
2005-03-09 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: haha well it better be alot
2005-03-09 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: hopefully! wooooo i always wanted to be a stripper!
2005-03-09 [jobby]: here mate, ive done a banner --> 
2005-03-09 [X♥xShElleYx♥X]: hahaha tht picture is absolutly mint!!!!!!!!!!
2005-03-09 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: hahahaha! i love it
2005-03-09 [jobby]: lol thanks
2005-03-09 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: i wil put it on my page
2005-03-09 [X♥xShElleYx♥X]: whoz tht lad behind the bar??
2005-03-09 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: chitch!
2005-03-09 [X♥xShElleYx♥X]: r yea lol
2005-03-09 [sarah l b]: sup dude n dudettes?
2005-03-09 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: barman has gon! so ther r no drinks at the mo! i neeed DRINK!!!
2005-03-09 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: jobby do u kno wen im workin? lol
2005-03-09 [X♥xShElleYx♥X]: i want aftashock pppplllllllzzz
2005-03-09 [jobby]: your in everynight after 8pm, fully naked at 11pm
2005-03-09 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: no my aftershock! bitch!
2005-03-09 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: cool! wel i guess il cya later then ;) cya xx
2005-03-09 [jobby]: heh bye bye xx
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: YO! I'm back. Had to have a word with the brewry.
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: The banner is mad. I'm gonna make one on flash now
2005-03-09 [Barrassg]: Hey guys and girls whats the crack?
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: BARRASS! You at home?
2005-03-09 [jobby]: lol good lad, ive put ur random toons on the site lol
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: WOO!
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: right. Newcastle Brown anyone?
2005-03-09 [jobby]: aye ill have a bottle of derg please matey
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: **Pulls 2 bottles out** On the house mate. Quiet in here eh?
2005-03-09 [Barrassg]: yup i sure am m8, and me m8
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: who's the mate then?
2005-03-09 [Barrassg]: no the bottle of derg ill fucking need it m8,
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: nicely! Anyone else here?
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: ah could do with a derg like!
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: I've got a guiness with ma name in it the night!
2005-03-09 [Barrassg]: lol it still didnt fucking work you know it comes up as a link to it but not as the banner
2005-03-09 [Barrassg]: chears chitch
2005-03-09 [jobby]: cheers for the free bottle mate, what do you charge usually?
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: shizzle my nizzle
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: £2.50. Cos this is the best bar on ET!!
2005-03-09 [jobby]: nice one my friend, is there any other bars on elftown?
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: nope. just this one
2005-03-09 [Barrassg]: Chitch could i get a 2pint of good old wifey plz?
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: **pulls a smooth pint of the wife** here yih gan son!
2005-03-09 [jobby]: ive attacked all other elftown pubs with --> VISIT ELFTOWN PUB NOW!!!
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: there's more than one?
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: i saw it. check it out. I left a post
2005-03-09 [Barrassg]: kooies ill put that VISIT ELFTOWN PUB NOW!!! up im my house somewhere for you considarble anount of ferr drink to the locals *lol*
2005-03-09 [jobby]: lol u pissed mate?
2005-03-09 [Barrassg]: nope not at all just a bit stressed and stoned and drunk u?
2005-03-09 [jobby]: lol same, just chillin, killin some fud
2005-03-09 [Barrassg]: yup, koolies im going to get some bait brb *mmm pork skratchings* lol
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: true true! Pool anyone?
2005-03-09 [jobby]: aye please. ill give you a game
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: I'm behind the bar.
2005-03-09 [Barrassg]: Ill give you a game jobby m8, £10er per game tho?
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: Jobby do it. I played him he's shit!!
2005-03-09 [Anna™]: can i b a cocktail waitress in ur bar??? ben asked me if i wanted 2 work there!!
2005-03-09 [Barrassg]: Come on jobby m8 we got a game of pool to atend to? hey newby hows you?
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: right on.. send me a message
2005-03-09 [Anna™]: *cough cough* hello!!!!
2005-03-09 [Barrassg]: i did, hey your gonzos las int ya?
2005-03-09 [Anna™]: hey!! yeah i am!
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: yeah she is.......
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: Gonz lass. send me a message then
2005-03-09 [Anna™]: wot..send u a massage....ok!
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: yes
2005-03-09 [Barrassg]: Yer koolies a drink for the lady?
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: gin ern. Before her shift
2005-03-09 [Barrassg]: lol, splifs going out chitch get someone to watch the bar m8 lol
2005-03-09 [Anna™]: haha i just realised tht i put massage insted of message lol...im slow..
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: Aye a massage would be nice. AM back is killing is
2005-03-09 [Barrassg]: double baileys plz chitch for the lady
2005-03-09 [Anna™]: nah savin tht 4 sum1 more special sorry!
2005-03-09 [Anna™]: lol
2005-03-09 [Barrassg]: Oh ok i thought you might want a drink but if you want a real double baileys just ask me sometime yer
2005-03-09 [Anna™]: kk cheers cool!
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: is she over 18? lol!
2005-03-09 [Anna™]: no...but i'm 16 on monday!!! *duz happy dance*
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: I'M 18 IN JAN!
2005-03-09 [Anna™]: and???? lol
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: **dies happy dance and eats Pork Scratchings**
2005-03-09 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: anna we all no ur 16 on monday!!! wow 18 gettin old lol
2005-03-09 [Anna™]: i am!
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: WOW!!! RIGHT!! ORDER A DRINK! HAVE A TAB. PLAY THE BANDITS OR GET OUT!!!! LOL!!! What;s the drinks gonna be?
2005-03-09 [Anna™]: who me???
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2005-03-09 [Anna™]: i ordered a drink like how long ago...half a fuckin hour lol
2005-03-09 [Anna™]: btw i'll have a blue WKD
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: AND YOU SHOULD HAVE GOT IT! **gits a blue WKD** Here pet........
2005-03-09 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: hehe how many times do u have 2 ask 4 a drink in this place 2 be served like how?
2005-03-09 [Anna™]: katie carr lyk charva lyk how eh eh eh!!
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: AAAAAAAARIGHT!
2005-03-09 [Anna™]: lol. cheersw 4 the drink!
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: no bother waitress friend of mine
2005-03-09 [Anna™]: *nods and agrees*
2005-03-09 [LAURALOVE.]: oooh new pub! il have a.... packet of nuts please!
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: here's the nuts pet
2005-03-09 [LAURALOVE.]: thanks! keep the change!
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: I will. don't worry. lol
2005-03-09 [Barrassg]: give me a wifey plz chitch need it, tell you tomoz y just pull me that fucking pint
2005-03-09 [LAURALOVE.]: yeah and il have a Vodka and coke, barrass is payin!
2005-03-09 [Barrassg]: yer right go on then, wheres my pint of wifey?
2005-03-09 [Barrassg]: MCHAMMER: CAN'T TOUCH THIS juckbox
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: **pulls half a pint then the tap runs dry....** CUNT!! Something else?
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: **Get's on phone to Brewrey**
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: Right. There sending some out
2005-03-09 [Barrassg]: wtf?? No y me chitch
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: what?
2005-03-09 [Barrassg]: y m
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: ahhhhhhh...... whiskey?
2005-03-09 [Barrassg]: yup plz, trebble if u dont mind
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: heh!! wanting to go blind like?
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: **gives treble whiskey over**
2005-03-09 [Barrassg]: chears m8 yer acually i do want to but ill tell you tomoz in reistartion bout what the crack is theres, £2.50 for the whiskey and another one for my lovely soon to be fiance hehe xox love ya debbie
2005-03-09 [act of chief]: i want a job give me 1 chich
2005-03-09 [jobby]: whats the pay chitch, i aint no working for free man - i have a wife and 5 kids to feed for fuck sake
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: £120 a week
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: this is your landlord at home!!!! 
Even pretending to be in the pub! lol
2005-03-09 [jobby]: what 120 pounds a week? i wudnt get off my seat for that shit, thats an embarisment lol. ill take t he job
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: YES!!!
2005-03-09 [jobby]: dont you think [jimmy the drunk] and [The Tuckers] shud be here. David as the guest appearance
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: Definatly, Now where are those sexy strippers?
2005-03-09 [skater121]: hiya chitch wats the crak its barrass fiance hows evry 1
2005-03-09 [skater121]: n i want 2 glasses ov whisky
2005-03-09 [jobby]: They have just arrived -->
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: YES!!! SEXY!! STRIP STRIP STRIP STRIP!
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: I fancy the one in the green
2005-03-09 [jobby]: lol hes got a nasty suprise wen he realises his dick is tiny
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: CLASS!
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: what made you get that pic? Cos we need them in this pub now!!
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: Sorry. The Bar is closed until 9am. HAHA! Like to get an early start on the drinking here!! Bar staff and Entertainment only. Only Me and Jobby are in.
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: ACTUALLY! LOCK IN!!
2005-03-09 [-chitch-]: Drink? Munch Bunch Drinky +?
2005-03-09 [jobby]: lol woooo ill have a trebble vodka and coke, dont spare on the scratchings either. scampi or pork, suprise me
2005-03-09 [LAURALOVE.]: i think u need a cleaner in those bogs!
2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: Well if you can find a cleaner.......
2005-03-10 [Barrassg]: hello anyone for pool?
2005-03-10 [Big S]: i will paly u !!
2005-03-10 [Barrassg]: which day?
2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: Who's gonna "paly" who??? ZIPPY!! KILL HOLLOW HEART!
2005-03-10 [Big S]: big bad bouncer in the house!!!
2005-03-10 [Barrassg]: pint of fosters plz
2005-03-10 [Barrassg]: Oh and a derg for your self
2005-03-10 [Big S]: wheres them sexy strippers gone?
2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: TREAT!!! Derg tih death
2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: I miss our strippers.....
2005-03-10 [~Altopia~]: I just saw the guys in their tight , fluro thingies...Loo
2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: COME BACK! WE LOVE YOU!!
2005-03-10 [jobby]: lol. get the fat guys in
2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: We need our two sexy female strippers!!
2005-03-10 [jobby]: thats true, very true - the fat guys can be a "wedensday night" thing
2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: Yeah...... I'll chalk it up
2005-03-10 [Barrassg]: ill go behind bar m8 LOL
2005-03-10 [jobby]: lol woooop
2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: Only the tenders behind the bar.
2005-03-10 [jobby]: Quiz night in Elftown Pub 2moro night. Starts at 8pm, free drinks whilst quiz is taking place. Groups of one only, bring a pen and your brain.
2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: I'll be there!
2005-03-10 [Big S]: we need lesbian strippers that have sex on stage
2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: true. We need this. Jobby. Sort it. You are the entertainment manager.
2005-03-10 [Big S]: yes jobby....... go 4 it !!
2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: DO IT!
2005-03-10 [jobby]: i will have a few phone calls and see what I can do. maybe sam and that australian lass could surfice
2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: That'd be nice. Altopia is really pretty.
2005-03-10 [Big S]: i agree as a humble bouncer towards this pub !!
2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: And I am the mere Landlord.
2005-03-10 [Big S]: the all mighty bouncer is here
2005-03-10 [jobby]: and the entertainer is knockin about too
2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: And The barmanager is serving. Looking forward to the quiz tomorrow!
2005-03-10 [jobby]: good lad, it will be happening like. theres a prize as well
2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: My parents are Aliens is on, on ITV! YAY!! **changes channel from footy**
2005-03-10 [jobby]: love that program, its great. not a fan of football like, as entertainment organiser - i ban football on tv
2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: YAY!
2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: **Puts Vanilla Ice on the Jukebox**
2005-03-10 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: hey boys ;) shot of red after shock plz chitchy!
2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: **meks a shocker for sam** When you starting the show? You'll need to send us the pics lol!!
2005-03-10 [jobby]: lol yeah, or will i just have to edit you to look naked
2005-03-10 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: thanks babez! wat time do u want me start? wat do u want me 2 wear?
2005-03-10 [jobby]: DISTANT SHORES ARE DOING A SECOND SERIES WOOO
2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: the what now?
2005-03-10 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: cool u gona be in it?
2005-03-10 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: u didnt answer my question chitch!
2005-03-10 [-chitch-]: well. When ever you want to start. like now. Nothing would be good for the punters. lol!! if not that. Something kinky!!
2005-03-10 [.:.Close. the. god. damn. door.:.]: ok something kinky! but il have 2 do my job hence the name stripper!
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